Making the world a little bit weirder

What, exactly, do odd mollusks do?

Why, make movies, of course! Strange, kooky movies. And we’re proud to announce our very first project, Cards & Bones.

Constance hails from a long and powerful line of witches, charged with the care of monsters, spirits, and other sundry entities. And it’s been fine, as far as jobs go, but when her 50th birthday looms on the horizon, Constance questions the choices that brought her to this point in her life.

So, Constance does what any confident, stylish witch would do: she throws a cocktail party. And she invites some friends with connections—the angel Lucifer, the Babylonian goddess Ishtar, and the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl—to play a bizarre parlor game throughout the night while sipping drinks and nibbling hors d’oeuvres. But before the sun rises, alliances shift, threats are made, a danger rears its head, and Constance learns how complicated a mid-life crisis can be.

Cards & Bones is a quirky, dark comedy, alternately funny and terrifying, but always odd.

Public Reading!

Saturday, August 23, 2025

Colonial Playhouse
522 W. Magnolia Avenue
Aldan, PA 19018

7:30 pm (Doors open at 7:00)

Cards & Bones is going to receive its first public reading and fundraiser, and you’re invited to be among the first to hear the story of Constance!

GAWP as she plays a parlor game with gods and angels!

GASP as she goes toe-to-toe with Lucifer!

THRILL as she faces down the Infinihedron! What’s an Infinihedron? Show up and find out!

Years from now, when the movie premieres, you can tell your friends and family, I WAS THERE AT THE BEGINNING!

Written by Nicholas Wardigo and featuring the acting talents of Charlotte Northeast, Damon Bonetti, Felicia Leicht, David Hutchman, Kittson O’Neill, and David Bardeen.